SCP Jokes

V současné době jsou přeložené 2 SCP Jokes.

• CODENAME: Cimmerian/kaktus Proposal ~ “The Broke God”
• CODENAME: Daveyoufool’s Proposal: ~ “KEEP CALM AND APOLLY ON”
• SCP-000-J ~ “The Official SCP Sales Catalogue”
• SCP-0002-J ~ Toilet Humor
• SCP-001-J ~ The Big Red Button
• SCP-001-EX-J ~ Records of the CKG Gathering
• SCP-002-J ~ Amnesiac Treatment
• SCP-:3-J ~ Memetic Language Construct
• SCP-004-J ~ Stan from Accounting
• SCP-005-J-EX ~ “No, because she thinks he’s talking about the…”
• SCP-006-J ~ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
• SCP-007-J ~ Unidentified Muffin Creature
• SCP-008-J ~ Geoff
• SCP-009-J ~ Where Is It?
• SCP-010-J ~ WHAT KETER I DON’T SEE ANY KETER
• SCP-011-J ~ The Baby
• SCP-012-J ~ Special Comedy Procedures
• SCP-013-J ~ The Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom
• SCP-014-J ~ A Fork
• SCP-016-J ~ Is That A Missile In Your Pocket?
• SCP-022-J ~ Memetic Metal
• SCP-026-J ~ A Cold Post
• SCP-027-J ~ Schrödinger’s Remote
• SCP-028-J ~ PC Load Letter?!
• SCP-029-J ~ Jesus Take the Wheel!
• SCP-031-J ~ Evening of Terrors
• SCP-042-J ~ Billions of Anomalous Pillows
• SCP-048-J ~ Negative Probability Phrase
• SCP-049-J ~ The Plague Fellow
• SCP-50-AE-J ~ The Deagle
• SCP-065-J ~ Singing Cacti Amigos
• SCP-069-J ~ “Sisters of Cheyenne Point”
• SCP-076-J ~ IN OWN WORDS
• SCP-078-J ~ Cooties
• SCP-80s-J ~ Strangerer Things
• SCP-095-J ~ Anomalous Typeface
• SCP-096-J ~ NarrAway
• SCP-100-J ~ A Steaming Pile of Shit
• SCP-103-J ~ Confirmed
• SCP-111-J ~ An Innocent Suburban Household
• SCP-118-J ~ The Saltiest Doctor Alive
• SCP-123-J ~ Amazing Butter-like Substance!
• SCP-145-J ~ Another Shitty Day at Work
• SCP-164-J ~ Ear Magic
• SPC-169-J ~ The Big One
• SCP-173-J ~ The Original “The Sculpture”
• SPC-173-J ~ A Fiesta Shark Statue Brutally Enforcing Vacation Time
• SCP-184-J ~ The Elaboration Squirrel
• SCP-1D6-J ~ Gygax’s Folly
• SCP-200-J ~ Refrigerator Logic
• SCP-222-J ~ Contagious Biophysical Behavior
• SCP-231-J ~ 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh
• SCP-300-J ~ Our Glorious Ruler
• SCP-329-J ~ The Ghoooost Siiiign
• SCP-333-J ~ Skippy’s Corner Pub
• SCP-334-J ~ The Lost Sock Room
• SCP-343-J ~ Russell’s Soup Can
• SCP-404-J ~ The Pantheon
• SCP-419-J ~ A Trustworthy Man
• SCP-420-J ~ The Best ████ in the World
• SCP-496-J ~ Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen
• SCP-500-J ~ That bitch
• SCP-536-J ~ It’s on the back of your head
• SCP-543-J ~ Tweetle Beetles
• SCP-579-J ~ Microtransactions
• SCP-616-J ~ Class D Recruitment Process
• SCP-619-J ~ Championship Belt
• SCP-630-J ~ A Song In Their Heart
SCP-666-J ~ Dr. Gerald’s Driving Skills
• SCP-666½-J ~ The Roaring Flames of Hell
• SCP-682-J ~ SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER
• SCP-723-J ~ Sad Roach
• SCP-724-J ~ Bad Roach
• SCP-727-J ~ Malevolent Celestial Object
• SCP-729-J ~ Peep Peep, Motherfucker
• SCP-732-J ~ Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
• SCP-777-J ~ Darkblade
• SCP-789-J ~ the butt ghost!!
• SCP-800-J ~ American Football
• SCP-808-J ~ The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue’s Island
• SCP-810-J ~ A Dog In Need Of Funds
• SCP-885-J ~ Researcher Jacobs’ Inability To Clean Up After Himself
• SCP-900-J ~ Modern Major Keter-Class
• SCP-930-J ~ You little rascal!
• SCP-938-J ~ Hell’s Bells
• SCP-999-J ~ Creepy Speedo Man
• SCP-1000-J ~ Old Wives’ Town
• SCP-1013-J ~ Tree Rats
• SCP-1026-J ~ Mr. Somebody
• SCP-1040-J ~ A Dangerous Mental Contagion
• SCP-1047-J ~ “The Troll”
• SCP-1049-J ~ The Grim Bucket
• SCP-1111-J ~ A Working Computer
• SCP-1132-J ~ Head-Cannons
• SCP-1150-J ~ Budget Hole
• SCP-1162-J ~ “Double Down Sandwich”
• SCP-1201-J ~ That One Movie
• SCP-1212-J ~ Standards
• SCP-1224-J ~ Duck-Class Personnel
• SCP-1234-J ~ An SCP
• SCP-1333-J! ~ THE SCREAMING MAN
• SCP-1344-J ~ Glass-Like Lifeform
• SCP-1394-J ~ Upside-Down Connector
• SCP-1417-J ~ Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
• SCP-1459-J ~ X-Sponge
• SCP-1471-J ~ Sensual Containment Procedures
• SCP-1472-J ~ Scranton Realty Anchors
• SCP-1543-J ~ The Sun Launcher
• SCP-1550-J ~ The Professor’s Wheelchair
• SCP-1595-J ~ Sweethearts
• SCP-1622-J ~ No Object Class Whatsoever
• SCP-1638-J ~ A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate

• SCP-1797-J ~ “GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE”

• SCP-1830-J ~ Opening Line
• SCP-1840-J ~ The Hard Sell
• SCP-1851-J ~ Fibber Lake
• SCP-1861-J ~ Battle Hymn of the Foundation
• SCP-1912-J ~ The Land of [REDACTED] • SCP-1914-J ~ Silencing Piano
• SCP-1922-J ~ Pathetic System of American Pigs
• SCP-1938-J ~ Typhoid Mary
• SCP-1950-J ~ Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
• SCP-1955-J ~ Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion
• SCP-1960-J ~ Stone Sphere
• SCP-1981-J ~ Just A Small Town Girl
• SCP-1987-J ~ Bitchin’ Solo
• SCP-1992-J ~ Hype Train
• SCP-1994-J ~ THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
• SCP-2000-J ~ Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back
• SCP-2001-J ~ Laser Butt Disease
• SCP-2006-J ~ Metamorphic Eldritch Entity
• SCP-2008-J ~ Cryptozoological life form
• SCP-2029-J ~ Artificial Unintelligence
• SCP-2041-J ~ Tankapult
• SCP-2100-J ~ Hard-Boiled Fedora
• SCP-2103-J ~ “Hatbot”
• SCP-2130-J ~ “But seriously, folks…”
• SCP-2317-J ~ A Door to Another Parody
• SCP-2383-J ~ Science
• SPC-2935-J ~ O, Fin
• SCP-2412-J ~ The Laplander
• SCP-2421-J ~ The Upvote Syndrome
• SCP-2558-J ~ Pufferkittens
• SCP-2559-J ~ Portal to the Plane of Infinite Kittens
• SCP-2600-J ~ Bicycle Mafia
• SCP-2615-J ~ Clap Your Hands
• SCP-2618-J ~ Then Who Was Nanners?
• SCP-2950-J ~ THE POSTCARD
• SCP-3000-J ~ Kellogg’s® Foundation Flakes™!
• SCP-3V1L-J ~ The Master Plan
• SCP-3136-J ~ On a Dark and Stormy Night… it was Raining and Pouring
• SPC-3284-J ~ Lava Sharks
• SCP-3333-J ~ Angsty Teenage Plant
• SCP-3467-J ~ Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken
• SCP-3999-J ~ Talloran’s Sacrifice
• SCP-4002-J ~ Curd of Prey
• SCP-4055-J ~ Ugly Dog
• SCP-4237-J ~ Object of Indescribable Action
• SCP-4263-J ~ Googly Eyes
• SCP-4357-J ~ Cooperative Demon
• SCP-4444-J ~ Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin
• SCP-4445-J ~ Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley
• SCP-4590-J ~ Japucha
• SCP-5040-J ~ Stripèd Gangs
• SCP-5150-J ~ Think Of The Children
• SCP-5200-J ~ JUST SAY NO!!!
• SCP-5280-J ~ Antiquated Measurement System
• SCP-5308-J ~ The Collection
• SCP-5417-J ~ The Deadly Nackle
• SCP-5555-J ~ The Chibinator
• SCP-5972-J ~ Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
• SCP-6327-J ~ [redacted for brevity] • SCP-7000-J ~ Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED] • SCP-7143-J ~ An Attractive Piece of Hardware
• SCP-7394-J ~ HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE
• SCP-7475-J ~ Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000
• SCP-7560-J ~ Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
• SCP-7789-J ~ There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won’t fly.
• SCP-7800-J ~ The Five-Second Rule
• SCP-8003-J ~ Why Bother?
• SCP-8851-J ~ Super Cheap Procedures
• SCP-9000.01-J ~ SKIP SHIP
• SCP-10101-J ~ Not A Self-Insert At All
• SCP-19316-J ~ Improper Terminology
• SCP-100000-J ~ Procedure 110-Overkill
• SCP-1-800-J ~ SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
• SCP-41D3N73-J ~ Lotsa Pasta
• SCP-47-47-J ~ Rusty the Wonder Dog
• SCP-649-2568-J ~ Technicolor Geography
• SCP-1347-1353-J ~ What a Pestis
• SCP-80-K-J ~ Chicken Corps
• SCP-K9-J-EX ~ The Haunted House
• SCP-L135-J ~ Very Powerful Psychic Man
• SCP-____-J ~ Procrastinati
• SCP-even number-J ~ An [Adjective] [Animal] • SCP-damej-J ~ damej robit
• SCP-DEALS-J ~ ANOMALOUSLY LOW PRICES ON USED AUTOMOBILES
• SCP-Jaguar-J ~ Junior Researcher Hutchins’ Incredible Automobile
• SCP-META-EX-J ~ Please Don’t Coldpost
• SCP-O5-J ~ Sorry, I do not understand the command.
• SCP-ROCKS-J ~ A Pile Of Rocks That Need To Shut The Hell Up
• SCP-SAFE-J ~ Some safes
• SCP-SCP-J ~ It’s Scippy!
• SCP-SPOOKY-J ~ A Veteran Of The Skeleton War
• SCP-????-J ~ Some fucking thing in a box
• SCP-TLDR-J ~ An Easily Digestible Document
• SCP-TTKU-J ~ A Thing That Kills You
• SCP-WTF-J ~ The Worst
• SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J ~ The Subject is Aware
• SCP-V1L3-J ~ A VILE Machine
• SCP-2128046979-J ~ You don’t know her, she works at a different Site!

Super Cute Pets (April Fool’s 2014)

• Home Page ~ Super Cute Pets Foundation
• SCP-006-CU-EX ~ Cuddly Cwawies
• SCP-682-CU ~ Cutest Ickle Lizard
• SCP-1548-CU ~ The Lovable Star
• SCP-2600-CU ~ The Cutest Little Thing

Other Joke Pages

• The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation
• Technical Issue Request Page
• New Technical Issue Request Page
• Log of Anomalous Ducks
• Standard Form For Downvotes
• The Big List of Overdone SCP Cliches
• Cliches and You: An Educational Film
• Author Stereotypes